Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Terrible Twos

The Artswipe
BRB 2008
la-bamba print, ed: limited
Courtesy Google Images

The Artswipe turns two next week (on the 21st June). I am a Biennale baby - born amid culture two years ago. A difficult birth - shat out completely. To celebrate, I'm thinking of just getting away - you know, getting in the car and just driving, far far away. I might even get as far as Kellyville or Kogarah. I'm sure there are Biennale satellite shows happening in such places and I plan on reviewing the shit out of them.

What I'm trying to say, loyal reader, is I am taking leave for a week or two, and will come back with some Biennale of Sydney coverage. From what I've heard, it's a real sense fest. Like the thematic premise goes: it's a revolution that turns. I'm not sure what it "turns into". Perhaps you can tell me, by posting a comment. Go on, "turn me on". Just don't "turn on me". I couldn't bare it.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's a revolution that turns into...

a whirligig
an avalanche
a t-shirt
a suborbital space tour
an argument (more trouble than it's worth)
a readiness for self-sacrifice
a rout
a slave race
the biggest obstacle to revolution
a multi-breasted corporate woman of saucy, boisterous or carefree behavior
high novelistic drama
a whole year of hard work
the Wheel of Fortune
biodiesel kitsch
a search for scapegoats
a challenge (more trouble than it's worth)
three major categories: misuse, irony and playfulness
the promises of three decades ago
a middle class concern
traditional karaoke
moderate evil incarnate
the First World War
an intellectuals' oligarchy
a triple X rated XXXmas school dance party
the complex realities of Lebanese politics
a plasma TV (with tropes and idioms)
a video game
a toll road
a lumpen proletariat
an e-commerce mammoth
The Blob
a nondescript grey button
a short-lived but severe headache
a decade-long bull market
a constitutional monarchy
big raves
Schappylle Scragg
its ancillary consequence
something better than you thought, but not in the way you
thought
a cul de sac
a revolving door
an auto-blog

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