Saturday, November 25, 2006

Foot in Mouth Disease

The Artswipe
Foot in Mouth Disease, 2006

Artswipe is back in therapy. I've been having a recurring dream. We all know that Artswipe likes recurring themes (Oprah, Bono, Madonna, Philip Brophy) but recurring dreams are just too much to fathom. Especially when in your dream Madonna is signified as a rotting foot and Oprah is the rotting cancer mouth. Like the rotting body parts seen on Australian cigarette packets, Oprah and Madonna have a via-satellite dance-off, tearing up the dancefloor so hard that they merge. Madonna's foot and Oprah's mouth become one big foot in mouth disease. How strange. My therapist has suggested I start seeing someone else because I'm freaking her out.

Thanks to the anonymous Artswipe fan who emailed me this great animation:


lauren said...

LMAO!! i'm so looking forward to Pixel Pirate III: Attack of the Oprah-Madonna Hybrid Satellite Video Clones!

Anonymous said...

Looks more like a face off